Now here's one book you can judge by the cover,

An only child running wild wanting to be smothered,

She cannot make friends 'cause she doesn't think of others,

Her name is Sally Jordan and she wants to be a mother.

The bitch has done it again, she's laid into the heart of another good man,

The bitch has done it again, she goes through her make-up and she goes through my friends.

The enemy she's dealing with thought he was Casanova,

He tried to win her favour by the places that he drove her,

He wastes a wager on the way just trying to win her over,

And he might as well be chasing down a twenty-four-leaf clover.

The bitch has done it again.......etc.

She used up every trick she could to keep the score uneven,

She used him till his cash ran out then told him he was leaving,

It's all that I could do to give him back some self-respect and teach him

Love is not a worthy cause for lovers to believe in.

The bitch........etc.